English made. There used to be a sign that says 'Welcome' now it just says 'Wel...'?

I enjoy script writing for theatre, comedy performing, writing books, short stories and poems that rhyme.

I like to laugh and make other people laugh. I have a secret smile, but only for special people. Don't taunt me as I am known for my wicked comebacks. I value good friends and colleagues and appreciate support.

Don't ask me my age as it is irrelevent to whether I like you or not. If you read any of my work please take the time to review it, I love those reviews and I need to know I am on the right track.

Help me in my dastardly plan to take over the world. A small slice of world readership (note clever word play on leadership) would suffice for now though....?